I saw something yesterday that led me to contemplate these words of wisdom:
Men with comb-overs should be extra careful on extra windy days.
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Random Advice
Here's something I thought would be self-evident but apparently isn't.
When you're on a crowded silent bus and decide to make a phone call, I wouldn't advise using "BOO!" as your greeting of choice.
Just FYI.
When you're on a crowded silent bus and decide to make a phone call, I wouldn't advise using "BOO!" as your greeting of choice.
Just FYI.
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
I Don't Think that Means What You Think It Means
Just a quick observation:
While driving home last night, I noticed the advertising on the old pickup truck in front of me. Created by aligning reflective stickers usually reserved for mailbox posts, it was obviously for a business that delivered firewood. It was their slogan, however, that drew my eye:
Go Green. Use Wood for "Heat"
I don't know what I loved more: the complete misunderstanding of what "going green" means, or the hilariously unnecessary quotes around "Heat."
Either way, I do know I laughed like an idiot for a good 30 seconds.
While driving home last night, I noticed the advertising on the old pickup truck in front of me. Created by aligning reflective stickers usually reserved for mailbox posts, it was obviously for a business that delivered firewood. It was their slogan, however, that drew my eye:
Go Green. Use Wood for "Heat"
I don't know what I loved more: the complete misunderstanding of what "going green" means, or the hilariously unnecessary quotes around "Heat."
Either way, I do know I laughed like an idiot for a good 30 seconds.
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