Ninjas! In a Movie Theater!



 IGN.com reported that a movie theater in London has hired Ninjas to stop people talking and texting in movies.

Seriously.

Dressed in all black and hiding in the shadows, these Movie Ninjas strike down offenders with a quick flick of a katana.

Or perhaps just a stern talking-to.

Either way, this is quite possibly the coolest thing I've ever heard.

"Yeah, dude, I can talk.  I'm at the movies right now, but it's kinda lame--"

SHURIKEN!

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